Description
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, straight-cut tee with a dry, wry sense of humor built right into the chest. The bold text reads like a quiet eye-roll—short, blunt lines in black with a single stressed word in red—so this shirt reads clearly from across a room and lands like an inside joke. Wear it on messy days, into crowded meetings, or when you want your expression to do the talking while you keep a calm face. The medium-weight cotton feels familiar and breaks in nicely; the tubular knit and ribbed collar hold their shape, wash after wash. Subtle details—taped shoulders, tear-away label, and clean printing—keep the focus on the message, not the fuss. It’s the kind of staple that slips into a casual rotation and surfaces whenever dry humor and low-key solidarity are needed.
Product features
– 100% cotton (solid colors) — medium-weight 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
– Tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
– Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
– Dual printing: crisp DTF sleeve/label details plus DTG chest print for sharp text
– Tear-away label, OEKO‑TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
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